Who Gives A Toss About The Royal Wedding?

Me. Yes, I actually care. At school, people were either like, "Man, who cares? I'm gonna totally ignore it cause I don't give a crap," or girls saying, "I'm just going to watch it to see her dress."
I am different. I actually kinda care. Well, you know, I actually like the royals. I honestly do. I have grown up with my father and he loves the royals. My mum likes them too. I find them interesting.

I don't see why everyone goes, "Agh, who cares? They're just royals!" I mean, it's true, but if your favourite celebrity where getting married, you'd be as excited. Anywho. I don't honestly care much about Prince William. I'm not one of those women who find him attractive. I mean, dude. He's got a receding hairline. I'm not into baldness.

I like Harry better. Despite the fact that he is more wild and goes off partying. Firstly, red hair. Yes, please.  Secondly, Harry. Loving that name. Especially said with a British accent. So, like, relatively young prince with red hair and a name that sounds very cool with a British accent. Yeah. Did I mention, British accent? Sorry.

Anyway, I am interested in Kate. Being a commoner and all. Imagine marrying a prince. That'd be insane. I wouldn't want to do it. I don't want all that publicity and whatnot. Also, I so wouldn't want to be in-line for Queen. I mean, I haven't figured out what I want to do with my life, but I do know I don't want to be Queen.

I have to say, despite the fact that he has things that look like ropes hanging off his clothes, I definitely like Harry's clothes better than William's flaming red thing.

LOL! Harry has a bald spot.

So, I'm watching the news coverage of it now, hence my running commentary.

I am totes annoyed that my 'wonderful' Prime Minister is attending this wedding, but I probably shouldn't go into that.

Hahaha. Poor Harry. He's walking down the isle smiling at all these offical dudes kinda awkwardly cause William's next to him talking to some dude.

My dad just told me that Harry's actual name is Henry. I must say, I am very disappointed. Oh well, I still like Harry.

The one thing I do find annoying is the huge deal that is made out of all the outfits women are wearing. I mean, duh, we care about Kate's dress. But must we care so much about her mother's dress? Well, I guess. But, seriously, Harry's on-again-off-again girlfriend's outfit? Seriously, who cares? She looked annoying. I think her hair was lighter than her skin. That bugs me.

It'd be kinda cool to be one of those royal dudes that no one talks about. I mean, they just introduced the Prince and Princess of Kent. Some guy called Michael, or something. Like, who? See? They are royalty, they are rich, they are at least slightly famous, they get invited to royal weddings, but they don't have a million paparazzi taking photos of them when they leave their house every morning.

So, Charles and Camilla just arrived. I like the royals, but I don't like them. Charles kinda freaks me out. He seems kinda creepy to me. And I always thought Camilla looked like she was conspiring against people and had some scheme to overthrow people with the naive help of Charles. Yes, cynical, I know.

So, Beatrice and Eugenie just arrived. Gosh. I don't think they could have been given more unfortunate names.

They Queen drove past. I really like her. She just seems like such a nice, kind lady. And I like her yellow outfit.

Heh. Charles and Camilla are walking in now. My reaction was, "WOW! He's old now. THEY'RE OLD NOW!"

My parents don't agree with my Charles-and-Camilla-Conspiracy-Theory. Dang. Guess I'm on my own with that one.

I do like the name Camilla though. Not on an old woman though. I'm so ageist.

The Queen is pretty short. Pretty sure that makes me like her more. SHORT PRIDE!

My mum's getting pretty excited here, haha.

Just have to say, Kate is very, very pretty. Like, seriously. Almost unnaturally.

These little dudes in dresses and cute mini-William outfits. Totes 'n'aww' worthy.

I should like, post this and stop writing now, or else I'll keep giving you all a commentary for a few hours.

Before I go though, I have to say that Kate looks really happy in the car. Of course she has to smile at all the thousands of the fans, but still. She looks genuinely happy and I find that really cool. As you all know, I am a hopeless romantic, wedding-lover so seeing people so happy driving into their wedding, despite the insane hype and pressure, makes the hopeless romantic in me smile widely. And the Queen looks extremely happy too.

OMG, it's starting now. Now, I will stop writing to you, as the wedding is actually starting, hahaha. So long :)

PS. She has quite a nice dress, despite the fact that I do not like lace (despite the fact that I have lace on my formal dress).